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Tyler/Lopez

Jennifer Lopez has gushed that working with ‘zany’ Steven Tyler on American Idol is ‘awesome’.

American Idol without Simon Cowell launched Wednesday. And what do we have, kids?

The new trio of judges, as a unit, came across less like judges and more like a morning news team. Jennifer Lopez’s hair was immaculate, and Steven Tyler wore a colorfully clashing variety of patterns and jewelry. The back-and-forth with these two and old Idol hand Randy Jackson was comfortable filler that didn’t often register as opinion.

There was no Cowell to 
shatter the conversation as cleanly as a rock through a window, although Tyler at least is weirdly, arrestingly flip. He asked one all-over-the-map vocalist, “Did you eat a lot of paint chips as a child?” Yet somehow he 
never came across as mean.

On the other hand, it doesn’t seem appropriate that a judge should look at a 16-year-old girl and say 
appreciatively of her skirt, “Just the right amount showing, that’s nice.”

I wouldn’t have thought such a character would establish himself as the de facto head of the panel, and yet that’s 
what he seemed to be doing. It’s a bit like having someone from Spinal Tap 
piloting a jet. But there you go.

As for Lopez, I believe I’ve mentioned that her hair was immaculate. And she tried to be kind.

The two-hour premiere capitalized on the craze for Snooki and company by holding auditions in New Jersey. One 
singer epitomizing the current Garden State clichés, Tiffany Rios, performed a song of her own composition (about 
being on American Idol) with two silver stars strategically placed on her chest. She got put through to Hollywood. As Tyler put it, “You can really sing your tush-ella off.”

Other singers with enough potential to earn the gold pass were Victoria Huggins, a scarily effervescent teenager; 
Devyn Rush, a singing waitress; and Robbie Rosen, a 16-year-old student, once in a wheelchair. Other off-to-Hollywood 
inspirations were Brielle Von Hugel (her father, a former doo-wop singer, was treated for throat cancer) and Travis 
Orlando, who had a tough upbringing in the Bronx. He had one of the better voices – it has a nice flutter in it. A total of 51 singers were put through.

The night didn’t overdo the strange and the awful, which was a relief. So, now it’s here, this retooled Idol. If I could turn back time, to quote Cher – ah, but I can’t. 
Thursday is on to New Orleans. 

The 41-year-old singer said that she enjoys not knowing what her fellow judge might come out with next.

‘He’s a very spontaneous person in that sense,’ she told MTV. ‘You never know what’s going to come out of his mouth, [and] probably half the show is me kind of looking at him like, ‘What? Did he just say what I think he just said?”It’s very funny, but I enjoy every second of it – every second of the zaniness and craziness. You never know with him, and it’s awesome.’

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